$350 · one time · report in 7 business days
SEO site audit for wellness practices
A prioritized plan for getting found on Google, in the map pack, and inside AI answers. Written in plain language, for practitioners, not marketers.
Your $350 comes off any audit and fixes package for 30 days, so a small site’s upgrade is $650 from here.
(no jargon dumps. pinky promise.)
Real report · Wild Yonder Wellness, page one · see the case study
A real report, not a checklist
Audited by a practitioner
- Licensed Esthetician, KS
- Ayurvedic Health Counselor
- RYT-200, Yoga Alliance
- Google UX Design Certificate
- IxDF UX Designer + AI
- UC Davis SEO Specialization
What I check
The same four pillars as the free scorecard, gone through by hand instead of by question.
Findable
Local search
Your Google Business Profile, category, service areas, citations, and where you actually land in the map pack for three local searches. With screenshots.
New to the map pack? Start with how local SEO works for wellness practitioners.
Readable
Site and schema
A crawl of every page: what is indexed, what is blocked, what loads slowly, and the schema markup each page is missing.
Credible
Credentials and reviews
Your training, bio, reviews, and health claims checked against the stricter standard Google applies to wellness businesses.
Citable
AI visibility
I ask ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews about your practice and record what they say, word for word, dated.
What lands in your inbox
The report
A written audit with a grade for each pillar, your top three fixes, a finding-by-finding list, and a 30-day plan in the order it should be done.
A short walkthrough
A recorded video under five minutes where I talk through the three fixes that matter most, so the report is not just paper.
Questions answered
One round of written questions within 14 days of delivery. No meter running, no upsell call required.
How it works
Four steps, and you know the date your report arrives before we start.
Book
Pick a time and pay the $350. That holds your slot, and I only take two audits a week.
Intake call
Within five business days. Thirty minutes, in person if you are in the Kansas City metro, on video if you are not. You give me manager access to your Google Business Profile and view access to Search Console.
I dig in
I crawl the site, work through your listing and citations, validate schema, and put your practice in front of four AI assistants.
Report within 7 business days
Counted from the intake call. Report, walkthrough video, and your questions answered in writing for the next two weeks.
What it costs
Start with the audit. Upgrade only if you would rather not do the work yourself.
Start here
Site audit
$350
- The full four-pillar audit
- Written report and 30-day plan
- Walkthrough video under five minutes
- Two weeks of written questions
Have me do it · priced by size
Audit and fixes
from $1,000
- Everything in the audit
- The 30-day plan implemented for you
- Schema, Google profile, page structure, bios, event markup
- A 30-minute review call when it is done
| Size | Pages that need fixes | Price | After your $350 credit |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | Up to 10 | $1,000 | $650 |
| Medium | 11 to 25 | $1,750 | $1,400 |
| Large | 26 to 50 | $2,750 | $2,400 |
| Custom | More than 50 | Quoted, or ongoing SEO | |
We count the pages that need changes, not every page on your site. Your $350 comes off any size within 30 days of your report. Split payment available.
Add-on · new pages
Need pages that don’t exist yet? I write them in your voice, build them, and optimize them. About $250 a page, or three for $650.
Ongoing
Already know you want ongoing help? Ongoing SEO starts at $1,500 a month, three month minimum, and always after an audit.
Is the audit the right first step?
Yes, if
- You have a live website and a Google Business Profile that are not bringing in enough bookings
- You run classes, series, or workshops that never show up with dates attached
- Your training is real and your website undersells it
- You want to know what to fix before you spend money fixing anything
Not yet, if
- You do not have a website. Build one first, then optimize it
- You want a guaranteed position. Nobody can honestly sell that, in search or in an AI answer
- You need content written more than you need visibility diagnosed. That is ongoing work, not an audit
- You sell supplements through a multi-level marketing company
citable · the before picture
The part nobody else hands you
One page of your report records what four AI assistants say about your practice today, word for word and dated. Three months later it is the before picture.
Asked on [date]: who does [your modality] near [your town]?
| Assistant | Named you? | What it said |
|---|---|---|
| ChatGPT | Yes or no | Recorded word for word |
| Google AI Overviews | Yes or no | Plus who it named instead |
| Gemini | Yes or no | Plus the sources it cited |
| Perplexity | Yes or no | Screenshot included |
Sample layout. Your report has your practice, your town, and screenshots of each answer.
Practitioners I have worked with have seen schedules fill and traffic grow from zero. See what they said, or read why a wellness person is doing your SEO.
Questions before you book
(no question is too small.)What do you need from me?
Thirty minutes for the intake call, manager access to your Google Business Profile, and view access to Google Search Console if you have it. If you do not have Search Console, I will set it up as part of the audit.
How long does it take?
Your intake call happens within five business days of booking, and your report arrives within seven business days of that call. Most land sooner.
Do you make the fixes too?
Not in the audit. The audit tells you what to fix and in what order, written so you or whoever manages your site can do it. If you would rather hand it over, the audit and fixes package starts at $1,000 and is priced by how many pages need work. Your $350 comes off any size for 30 days, so a small site is $650, in full or split in two.
Can I ask questions after I read it?
Yes. One round of written questions within 14 days is included, and I answer in writing so you have it on file. A live review call is included in every audit and fixes package.
What if I need to cancel?
Reschedule free any time with 24 hours notice. Full refund any time before the intake call happens. Once that call takes place the audit work has begun, so the fee is non-refundable. All of it is in the service terms.
What if I am not in the wellness field?
The method works for most local service businesses, but the wellness-specific parts, the health claim review and the modality language, are where the value sits. If you are outside wellness, send me a message first and I will tell you honestly whether it is worth it.
Two audits a week
Book your site audit
$350, paid at booking. Report within seven business days of the intake call.
- Pick a time for the intake call
- Pay and get a confirmation with what to prepare
- Report, walkthrough video, and two weeks of questions
Questions first? Send a message and I reply within one business day, or email joann@thegrandschema.com.
Pick a time
- Intake call within 5 business days of booking
- Report within 7 business days of the intake call
- Included: the written report, a walkthrough video, and one round of written questions within 14 days
- Reschedule free with 24 hours notice
- Refund in full any time before the intake call. After that call the work has started
- Credit: your $350 comes off any audit and fixes package for 30 days from delivery
Opens the booking calendar. Pick a slot, then pay the $350 to hold it.